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$4.6m... for, erm, what?

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Citizen journalism outfit CJReport.com is suitably chuffed to raise $4.6m in funding from Sequoia Capital, an a+ venture capital company. So what does CJReport.com do?
On CJReport, anyone can edit (even anonymously) and start contributing to stories in the usual categories (business, technology, entertainment, …). Users can write their own stories and upload their own photos, or simply submit a story from somewhere else on the web. Think of it as a Wikipedia for news. Co-founder Laurent Van Winckel said the money will be used to open new offices in Kuala Lumpur, Kathmandu and San Francisco along with other cities to reach a broader range of citizen journalists in the local areas.
But visit the home page and what do you see? A logical start is the Latest News section, where we find... oops. The top two stories, repeated in the World News section, are April Fools spoofs, still on the site 11 days after they 'broke'. The fifth story down with a dateline of Sunday, March 30 2008 caught my eye for a different reason:
Python bursts after swallowing alligator
Yup, that's the same bursting python that we read about in 2005. Same pic, too... and damn near the same text, slightly churned. The original story on BBC News:
An unusual clash between a 6-foot (1.8m) alligator and a 13-foot (3.9m) python has left two of the deadliest predators dead in Florida's swamps. The Burmese python tried to swallow its fearsome rival whole but then exploded. The remains of the two giant reptiles were found by astonished rangers in the Everglades National Park. The rangers say the find suggests that non-native Burmese pythons might even challenge alligators' leading position in the food chain in the swamps.
And the CJReport version two and a half years later:
A very unusual clash between a 13-foot (3.9 meters) python and a 6-foot (1.8 meters) alligator has left two of the deadliest predators dead in Florida's swamps. The Burmese python tried to gobble up its fearsome rival whole but then exploded. The remains of the two prodigious reptiles were discovered by surprised rangers in the Everglades National Park. The rangers say the find implies that non-native Burmese pythons might even challenge alligators' leading position in the food chain in the swamps.
Elsewhere, the lead story is just farcical:
Olympics flame arrives in Beijing amid protests Updated 1 week 5 days 10 hours ago
Ah, I could go on by why bother? It's too easy. We, the readers, are being taken for mugs, as are contributors. As so often, there is zero - ZERO - value in this crap. So good luck with the investment, Sequoia. CJReport doesn't need an injection of millions of dollars; it's crying out for sodium thiopental. Maybe Jason Calacanis will bring in the bacon for Sequoia with Mahalo - a site I'll be returning to shortly because possibly, just possibly, it points the way forward. UPDATE: Gah, so it was an April Fool gag. Well spotted, John Kelly (in the comments). I'll be wearing the dunce's hat in the corner for a while.

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Nigel Eccles | April 13, 2008 12:52 AM | Reply

You're too harsh. Those guys have obviously been out pounding the roads raising cash (and damned good at it as well it would seem). They won't have much time for that pesky website thingy. And anyway surely it isn't there fault? It is the fault of those lazy no good citizen journalists not contributing!

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Anonymous | April 13, 2008 9:14 AM | Reply

Wow, that is lame...and really out of date. For a funded outfit, they're really lazy. Like Nigel suggests, perhaps they took the money and ran. You've got to wonder about the VC's who put into this one. Even the appalling iConflict updates it's crap on a daily basis. These guys don't even get out of bed.

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John Kelly | April 17, 2008 11:56 AM | Reply

Boy, I really need to hurry up with my project--iSuck.com--so I can get some of that VC money. The CJreport blog hasn't been updated since last August. Maybe the Sequoia funding is actually another April Fools joke? Somehow, I don't think they'll be linking to your critique from their "Press" page.

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John Kelly | April 17, 2008 11:59 AM | Reply

Ah, I was right. It was a joke: http://www.cjreport.com/about/april-fools-day-joke-cjreport2.html

Kind of like a forest fire during a haggis hunt...



The Kuala Lumpur and Kathmandu office locations are what tipped me off.

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